Every Silicon Valley Company Right Now

Diversity Corp. is the future of Silicon Valley where everyone agrees with me

Corinne Fisher @philanthropygal
Usama Sidique – @usamastandsup
Larry Beyah – @heishysterical
Misha Han – @himishahan

Written by Ryan Long


  1. Among other things:

    I am a software engineer.

    I am a straight white man and identity as such.

    I am not a leftist.

    I do not see the value in identifying as a victim.

    I think for myself.

    I do not signal my virtue.

    I don't want to control outcome, expect for my code ?.

    I see the value in civil discourse and choosing ideas based on their merit(s).

    I am the smallest minority in tech.

    Big tech, I am what you need to truly boost your diversity to the next level. I am open to offers.

  2. The most pathetic thing is that sports is basically the ONLY field that hires completely on merit.

    Hence the vast majority of NBA and NFL where players make 7-8 figures with endorsements… they are mostly black.

    Can we pressure NBA and NFL to be more diverse? Please tell me why sports, where some hack making millions takes a knee to the flag of the ONLY country where he can make ridiculous money throwing a ball at a target that doesn't move and doesnt have a goalie. Duh duh duh. Meanwhile children and women make less than 50 cents an hour making his shoes and uniform while he complains about "oppression." Fuck off.

    If diversity isn't good for sports, it's definitely not good for literally ANY job that is far more important throwing a ball at a non moving, goalie free target. Be it government, be it a corporation, be it literally anything.

    So again, why is the LEAST important field in the benefit of the human collective, the ONLY one that hires based entirely on merit?

  3. The Democrats are out of control, out of touch, out of their minds, and frankly don’t give a damn about the American people.
    Democrats can’t dazzle us with brilliance so they try to baffle us with bullshit.
    When a radical and violent minority dictate to the majority – that is not democracy. It is mob rule.

    Every time MSM puts out anything I have to laugh and flash back to the old movie “Weekend at Bernies.” Were the corpse is being manipulated to make it appear to be alive. Flash to today – Biden/Sanders/Pelosi /Harris, anything from the DNC is nothing more than a corpse being manipulated by immature clowns. We The People see past the curtain. It’s dead already, someone tell them to lay down.

    The Democrats have done nothing to earn their pay checks so let them know they have earned their pink slips
    Time to Defund Congress. We The People placed these radical leftist politicians in office and now it is time to forcibly remove them for failing to do the job they were elected and paid to do. Thank you for giving me the chance to find someone better than you.

    If you keep on doing what you are doing, you’ll keep getting what you are getting. If you don’t like what you are getting – CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

    Be not deceived God will not be mocked. You will reap what you sew.

    We The People – IN GOD WE TRUST
    ????Trump 2020 and Beyond????

  4. They’d get double the PC points if each diverse hire had some other thing about them on the list. The woman who is also LGBTQ+ is a good start, but not enough to satisfy the Left. Maybe hire a black transgender in a wheelchair? They should create some kind of grid to cross reference categories so each new hire has at least two woke points each.

  5. Bro this isn’t even ideologically motivated, but you aren’t able to recreate others positions in order to make fun of them. Half the time you’re too angry halfway through the joke. Almost gritting your teeth through most of your videos.