Ukraine War Russian tanks moving through Buryn in the Sumy region

Ukraine War Russian tanks moving through Buryn in the Sumy region

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  1. Russia : Knock knock.

    USA : Who's there?

    Russia : It's the Russian army, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a missles shell. He's dead!

    Other countries : Oh no, no, no! No, you cannot joke about that!

    USA : Yeah, that's not funny, Russia. That's not the kind of humor we do on this show (UN conference).

    Russia : Okay… Yeah, you know what? I-I’m sor-I'm sorry. I know. It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, US. Ever since I…killed those soldiers on Donbass before.

    [the crowd murmurs nervously and some of them even gasp]

    USA : [confused, but trying to stay in character] Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline.

    Russia : There is no punchline. It's not a joke.

    [the crowd gasps]

    USA :[ a bit concerned and edgy] You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those ukrainian soldiers on Donbass?

    Russia : Mm-hmm.

    USA : And…why should we believe you?

    Russia : I’ve got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.

    USA : So let me get this straight. You think that killing those guys is funny?

    Russia : I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Comedy is subjective. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's [points to Ukraine war] funny or [ points to US invasion in Iraq, Lybia and etc] not!

    Other NATO Member : [angry and annoyed] Get him off! Put more sanctions on him!

    USA : [now genuinely disturbed] O-Okay, I-I think…I-I might understand it. You…did this to start a movement? To become a-a symbol?

    Russia : C'mon, man. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.

    USA : Alright. So that's it then, you're crazy. That's your defense for killing those guys?

    Russia : [smugly] No. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. [the crowd boos and jeers; Russia/Putin grows frustrated] Ugh, why is everybody so upset about Ukraine? If it was me dying on the sidewalk (Russia in 1990s), you'd walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don't notice me! But these guys… What, because Western Media went and cried about them on TV?!

    USA : You have a problem with Western Media?

    Russia : Yes, I do! Have you seen what it's like out there, US? Do you ever actually live in Ukraine as a Russian? Everybody just yells, shouts, and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like NATO leaders ever think what it's like to be someone like me?! To be somebody but themselves?! They don't. They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!!

    USA : [trying to stay composed] You finished? I mean, there’s so much self-pity, man. You sound like you're making excuses for killing those men and for invading Ukraine. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.

    Russia : [coldly and quietly] You're awful, US.

    US : Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful?

    Russia : Expanding NATO. Provoke for the war, laughing at it in the media. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of 'em.

    USA : [offended] You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did. What it led to. There are riots out there. People are dying

    …[Russia/Putin laughs]…and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.

    Russia : [giggling] I know. How about another joke, US?

  2. Вооруженные силы России не наносят никаких ракетных, авиационных или артиллерийских ударов по городам Украины: высокоточными средствами поражения выводятся из строя военная инфраструктура, объекты ПВО, военные аэродромы и авиация. В министерстве заверили, что гражданскому населению ничего не угрожает.

  3. Поскольку я вижу некоторые вещи, которые я не видел, я согласен с уничтожением всего нацизма и фашизма с Земли, но это не оправдывает полного вторжения в Украину и имеет право иметь армию и вступать в Европейский Союз, если хотите. Может быть, не в НАТО, а в ЕС. Правильнее было бы принять независимые пророссийские государства, но Беларусь подвергнется нападению, потому что это добавило к вторжению в Украину полностью вооруженное и серьезно спровоцировало все НАТО. И лучше, чтобы они не мешали в отношении Белоруссии или Путин спровоцировал серьезную эскалацию из-за своей несуществующей паранойи, потому что никто не одобрил бы нападение на Россию, но теперь агрессия двух против одной против всей страны спровоцировала гнев союзников. Я не знаю, кто более расист, если они или те, кто не говорит на языке из ненависти и постоянно дискриминирует без малейшего намека на смирение. Повторяю, мы не за нацистов или фашистов, они могут стереть с карты всех тех, кто совершает преступления или в целях самообороны, но напав на целую страну и угрожая НАТО и миру своей ядерной мощью, мы их не допустим и доберемся туда, где это необходимо, если это то, что вы хотите.

  4. President Putin has taken the right steps, the goal is to save his country from the interference of rival countries. Russia's vital territory, the city of Moscow, is closest to the border with Ukraine. if the ukraine state entered the NATO organization automatically the US base would be in the ukraine state which could endanger the defense system of the Russian state. As cognate countries, Russia and Ukraine must understand each other and understand each other for the security of the people of the two countries

  5. These are the times when recording is more important than fighting, the fact must be documented what is happening, but the NORMAL CITIZEN OF THE ATTACKED COUNTRY DOES NOT HOLD THE PHONE ONLY A RIFLE OR OTHER WEAPON THAT CAN DEFEND THEIR COUNTRY

  6. it breaks my heart seeing people go through these type of things. it’s such a horrible thing. sending love, protection and my prayers out to all of them.💗 stay safe everyone!!! ❤️❤️

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